Japanese TV

Oh, ho exciting Japanese TV is. Currently trying to find something to one out to, on the channels there are:
1. horse racing
2. horse racing (same thing)
3.a show i think about food, currently a food-eating contest in the middle of a field.
4.golf (womens)
5.more golf
6.more golf(the womens one again)
7.fuzz (never works)
8. sumo
9.one of those commentated talk-about-anything shows. This time it's on trains.
10.even more golf (same as #5)
11.pre-recorded video of ppl doing a slow repeating dance in the streets for hours on end (local channel)
12.live shougi atch with live commentary!!To make it more interesting. Think of a chess game at the pro level where each move takes about 5 minutes, with 2 people n the background discussing possible strategies.

And I pay $25 a month for this, since it's required.